Samuel sat on the side of the bed, smiling, laughing to
himself, at the things that his Grandfather said. His Mother, if she were still
around to hear such things, would shake her head. He was, this man, the most
charming, boisterous, crazy man that he’d ever had the luck to meet.
Thankfully, they were related, which meant that he could witness such stories from
the very source of knowledge, upon each and every single visit.
“You see,” said Derek, starting another rant of wisdom, “A
woman wants a man to keep her up most of the night, for the right reasons, at
the start, but then hold her until she sleeps safely!” Coughing, whilst
brushing his hair, Derek slowly moved the sheets aside. Samuel moved to help
but was swiftly wafted away, by an old shaking hand. Derek was not one for
help, unless required, but Samuel still had to try.
“Did I ever tell you how many women I've loved, young man?”
asked Derek, probably knowing that Samuel knew the answer. Nevertheless, he did
like to brag a little, at every single opportunity.
“No Grandfather, but please feel free to tell me again!”
“You’re not too young to be clipped around the ear!”
Samuel laughed, knowing that Derek was actually serious, as
he jumped from the bed to allow his Grandfather to move. “I've loved one
hundred and ninety-nine times! Your Grandmother was the hundredth, and we know
how that turned out!”
“We do Grandfather, with tears, loss and my Mother being
brought up by you!”
“That’s right Boy, that’s right. I cried for nearly a year.
Terrible time!”
Samuel watched as Derek, wearing his only suit, moved from
the bed towards the bathroom. He was worried, as always, about his
Grandfather’s health, but he needn't worry as he seemed to be as fit as a
fiddle.
“A woman gets sick of a man's bull, fast, whilst a man that doesn't
have to be asked to do what he should do, is the one she'll want to hold on to!”
Derek was full of quotes, thoughts, simply escaping from his
mind. Samuel loved them, every single one, with many of them forming who he’d
become over the years. It wasn't difficult to treat another in the way they
should be treated, but that still didn't mean that people failed day after day.
Samuel smiled as Derek continued to comb the few strands of
hair that remained, “It's how you use your brain, not how clever or big it is.
The same can be said for the thing between your legs!”
“Definitely, Grandfather!”
Derek turned, slightly, looking at Samuel with the comb
still resting upon his head, “Make her cry, as often as you can, as many times
as you can find, with tears of love. Any other type is a crime that will never
be forgotten!”
The door opened, with a care attendant appearing, “How’s he
doing?” she asked with a great big smile across her face.
“He’s okay, still getting ready!” replied Samuel. The
Attendant ruffled her nose, seemingly loving every second of the events about
to take place. “Will you be ready soon, Grandfather?” The comb moved, continued to move for another
few seconds, before being placed back into the cabinet. He was ready, finally.
The day would be a fantastic day no matter what happened.
Derek turned, walking slowly from the bathroom, “You have
one chance with a woman, and you'll know when you've lost the best woman you've
ever known, after she's given you ten of those single chances!”
Derek coughed again, a quick cough, as he sniffed air into
his nose. Breathing out, slowly, composing himself, relaxing, preparing for the
next chapter of his exciting life. He looked at Samuel, a serious look, a deep
and knowing look, as he again imparted his words of wisdom, “If you're not
holding her hand with care and attention, she'll find someone else to do it for
her!”
Samuel nodded, knowing this to be a fact of life, one of the
essentials. Derek smiled, showing the love within his eyes for his last
remaining life blood. He walked across the small distance, placing his hand
onto the side of Samuel’s face, holding the moment within his heart, “You don't
need to love 200 women, as you can love 400, even a thousand. It's the one that
counts. That single one, that holds you in a way that no other can ever
replace. It always has been, always will be!”
Derek gently removed his hand and mildly slapped Samuel’s
face! They both laughed, “Son, I've loved one hundred and ninety-nine women in
my life, so please help me marry the 200th most beautiful woman I can hardly
even see!”
Samuel, standing, knew that Edna would be a very, very lucky
lady.
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